Nine of my most relevant swearing patterns (and even a couple of non-swearing patterns) are up as digital coloring pages for you to download and color on your tablet or computer. Click on the thumbnails below to open the full-size jpgs, save those to your device and color them in with your chosen app. Alternatively here is a pdf of all of them. (When you're done, if you post your images then tag them with #SwearingPattern, I'll repost them to the Swearing Pattern instagram.)